Johnny's Jokes, 6/8/11

What did the cookie say who had a lot of money?

I'm rich!

What's the crabbiest animal?

A crab!

Why did the person take his shoes to play a sport?

Because he was playing Sock-er!

Johnny's Jokes, 5/19/11

This week's edition of Johnny's Jokes comes from a sticker book he got from McDonalds.  He found these and loved them all so he just had to share them.

What happens when ducks fly upside down?
They quack up!

What do you call a cute volcano?
Lava-ble!

What dit the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
Weeeeeeee!

Johnny's Jokes, 5/12/11

It's time for another installment of Johnny's Jokes.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Works doesn't.

What do you call a guy who spends a lot of money?
Bill

Why don't knights stay still a lot?

Because it's mostly day

I'm pretty sure you'll be seeing Johnny on Saturday Night Live any day now!!!

Johnny's Jokes, 5/5/11

It's time for another installment of Johnny's Jokes.

How many bananas do I want?

A bunch

What do you call a zebra in a jam jar?
Jammed

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite animal?
Bugs



Ah, the mind of a 7 year old.  These are all Johnny originals!

Johnny's Jokes, 4/21/11

Oh Boy, Oh Boy, my second born "Boy" couldn't be left out of the blogging action any longer. He needed his own blogging column too. In typical Johnny fashion, he wanted to do something FUN! So he will sharing his favorite jokes....

What is a ghost favorite fruit?

Boo Berries

What kind of platypus can jump higher than a mountain?

Any kind of platypus. Mountains can't jump!

What do you call a skeleton that won't get up from bed?

Lazy bones.

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I have to say that platypus one totally stumped me in the car the other day! Be sure to leave Johnny a comment if you or your kids like his jokes!!