May 11, 2011

Johnny's Jokes, 5/12/11

It's time for another installment of Johnny's Jokes.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Works doesn't.

What do you call a guy who spends a lot of money?

Why don't knights stay still a lot?
Because it's mostly day

I'm pretty sure you'll be seeing Johnny on Saturday Night Live any day now!!!


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